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| The rant is back! Date, 8/21/01
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Nelson well i guess you heard about my accident at the IHOP..well the bastards there
wouldnt let me get my own bacon, so i wanted to kill my own pig, literally my
own pig. His name is Edgardo Montoya calderon,and i razed him simply for
bacon. Well its some sort of EPA law that you cant kill livestock in public,
what a crock of shit that is. Anyway then some fat ugly whale of a waitress
wanted my number so i told her to go to hell....then i gave it to her. Why is
it that people who are very dumb drive the fastest cars at the slowest speed
possible. If i had a ferrari i would be hittin 110 down every street, fuck
the speed laws. I hung out with a smelly dwarf today, he kept askin me for
ale and callin me a wench. The he would take a spoon and try and make a knife
out of it, not a steak knife but a eye stabbing liver piercing knife....from
a goddamn spoon. No recent lapses of my brain oozing out of my nose thank
god, i was afraid that after doing more cocaine than that cocaroach tony
montana it would happen. Speaking of which what kind of cuban last name is
fuckin Montana, last time i read montana was a state, what happend to good
spanish names like gonzalez or rodriguez, not montana, thats like callin a
german guy Hans Arizona, what the fuck is that. sorry to cut this short but
my prison bitch er i mean fat whale waitress er woman is here im gonna go
find a fold and fuck it buy bi
That pimp of all pimps, thug of all thugs, the often imitated, never
dupilcated
NELSON!!!!
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| Nelsons First Ranting Date, 6/30/01
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Nelson you know i like meat, i dont see the probelm with eating a lesser
life form.my neigherbor is a leser life form maybe i should eat him he might
taste good considerings hes an old fat guy lots fo fat and grease mmm yummy. I
want nicotine fed to me thourgh and IV maybe that way it wont mess up my
lungs, ubut then again y would i smoke if i couldnt mess up my lungs damn
that sounds like a good time eating my neigherbor and having a nicotine iv at
the same time all i need is some moonshine then i can die from 3 different
things all at once, lung caner, heart attack and liver failure. all at once
that’s gotta be some world record. if its not ill do it in a crashing plane
while someone kils me execution style while im hooked up to an electric
chair. that way i can hold the world record for dying the most ways besides
whos gonna wanna contend for that its alot of death......OH OH OH OH i have an
idea ow baout i go to IHOP for some punch and pie...... mmm punch and die
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| Am I Still Here? Date, 6/30/01
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Nelson well here i am again and its oly a measly 10 min later wait no
its a whole
day wholy shit have i been asleep, am i still asleep, am i unconscious or
just in a coma and some how i am writing this????? oh well i dont care i hate
my feet they are sooo hard and caloused. i want to sever them and go get new
ones that are nice and soft its bad cause no one is willing to suck on my
toes they all say "GOOD LORD WHAT ARE THOSE EWWW PUT THEM AWAY" and they are
just my toes and it hurts their feelings i know it..i had soda come out of my
nose today it kinda freaked me out cause i thought it was my brain but then
it was brown and tasted like pepsi so i knew it wasnt but then again how do i
know my brain isnt brown and tastes like pepsi ill have to taste it sometime
but then i would have to reach into my head but my hands are too big maybe a
pen or some long blunt object like a probe or fire place poker i think ill go
try that
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Date: 09-16-01 |
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Type: OGL West Open Ladder Match |
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Time: 7:00 PM PST |
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Map: cs_assault |
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Opp: Executive Officers [FI] |
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TBA |
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TBA |
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